. However, you might decide it's time to take a more measured approach to drinking that fateful morning 

when you wake up with a big bump on your head, glance out your front window, and wonder

In addition to being ready to call it quits and start over with someone new, you might discover that your tolerance is completely worn 

, "How did my car's radiator wind up on the outside of the front grille?" Hard liquor causes you to forget the name of the person 

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you just woke up next to in bed, while beer makes you excessively foul-mouthed. A trailer park is beer 

Do you recall the night you went out for tequila in the woods with some strangers and ended up in jail because 

you got into a fight because you thought someone had insulted you? What about the time you downed around a dozen pints