. However, you might decide it's time to take a more measured approach to drinking that fateful morning 

when you wake up with a big bump on your head, glance out your front window, and wonder, 

"How did my car's radiator wind up on the outside of the front grille?" Hard liquor causes you to forget the name of the person 

you just woke up next to in bed, while beer makes you excessively foul-mouthed 

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A trailer park is beer. The hard liquor industry is a prison. Wine is a palace. Make informed decisions. 

Do you recall the night you went out for tequila in the woods with some strangers and ended up in jail 

because you got into a fight because you thought someone had insulted you? What about the time you downed around a dozen pints